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crystallized-teardrops:

i suddenly jolted awake this morning at like 6am because in my dream my mum threatened to go on my tumblr

IVE HAD THIS DREAM

samegig:

“We were going to have a baby,” he says harshly, without warning, and it’s like bile in his mouth, “a fucking baby, and, and it was going to be so good. D’you know what it was like, to call my Mum after all that fucking happiness and tell her…” He can’t say it, hits his head back on the cabinet again. One tear rolls down his cheek, and he wipes it away, won’t cry, because he’s trying to be angry, he’s trying to hold it together. 

Noooi

Anonymous says:
Alright cute story in the second grade I fell on my way up the play set on the playground and I hit my shin so naturally I began crying. We'll one of my friends name Caleb ran up an started saying "Ill bring you jewelry tomorrow okay?" And I nod and so the next day he brought be a butterfly ring it was so so cute and by far my favorite memory. Idk what happened to him after that school year but if I ever found him Id thank him so hard

snuggleirwin:

thats really cute aw do you still have the ring

hi tell me embarassing or cute stories pls

Anonymous says:
ONE TIME IN SECOND GRADE MY TEACHER WAS MOVING KIDS AROUND BC PEOPLE WERE TALKING AND SHE NEEDED SOMEONE TO SIT BY THE KID THAT WAS MY CRUSH AT THE TIME AND I STOOD UP AND RAISED MY HAND INSTANTLY I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING THERE WAS NO SUBTLY AT ALL

snuggleirwin:

HAHAHA YOU ARE MY HERO

hi tell me embarassing or cute stories pls

icezex:

mr-anxiety:

uglyboyzclub:

tumblr users be like

the music is perfect

"you can ask someone from the 1980s and they’re not gonna know"

Anonymous says:
Once the highschool football team was selling stuff door to door and I didn't realize it until someone knocked on the door and I opened it and it was like the 5 hottest guys on the team and I was wearing really short Slytherin pajama shorts and a sports bra and I had Green Day blasting in the living room and they all just kinda looked at me funny for a minute..... By the time they left I had all of their numbers.

snuggleirwin:

you go girl omg

Quick question for all of the people in the world with penises

rockhardpanda:

Why u gotta pee all over the toilet seat and not wipe that shit up I don’t understand why I gotta sit in ur piss whenever I wanna go to the bathroom just wipe up ur pee it takes three seconds or like aim ur dick at the giant toilet bowl instead of the seat when u pee please

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

ridge:

me as a parent 

I came here to post two things and 20 minutes later here I am still

nakedly:

being called annoying is literally the worst thing ever because then you’re scared to ever say or do anything again and you end up isolating yourself because you think everyone hates you and you feel insecure about everything. long story short pls dont call people annoying

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

image

girl/boy: *diagnosed with anorexia*
everyone: kids in 3rd world countries would give anything for that food, and you refuse it!
girl/boy: *diagnosed as bulimic*
everyone: cancer patients with give anything to be able to keep their food in, and you choose to throw it up!
girl/boy: *diagnosed as a binge eater*
everyone: chill your fat ass out, some kids eat once a day!
girl/boy: *suicidal*
everyone: people die every day, you should be grateful for your life!
girl/boy: *self harms*
everyone: lots of people have it worse than you, be grateful about how good you have it!
girl/boy: *has anxiety*
everyone: stop freaking out over everything, it's not that big of a deal!
girl/boy:
girl/boy: yep that fixed everything thanks

seethestarsablaze:

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

Wow.

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true